Sorry but eet ees very busy een France

I ‘aven’t posted een a very long time. My excuse ees, as alvays, my sibling! It did it! But anyvays, I ’ave been very busy zis summer, and am pleased to say zat I ‘ave finished all of ze activitys! So tell me, vhat did YOU do zis summer?

OUCH!!!!

 Velll, I vas ‘aving a great time vith my friend, Eris (She ees a deesaster sometimes). But zis mosquito BIT me!!!! ERIS, PLEASE COMMENT!!!!

Eris: well i dont care…..yeah…..

Me: Hmph, vell vhat should you matter, you ‘ave never done anysing

Eris: DID TOO!!! I have done so many amazing things your snotty french brain wont even beleive it!! I have managed to create a new style of driving. The husband goes IN THE BACK! its only proper and the child sits in the middle and the finishing touch,the car is driven backwards!!! I know Im a genius. No no its ok. you too may have a chance at acheiving something wondourous…. if you are lucky.

Me: CODE COOLCAT 109!!! You better vrun for your life because the french are coming. And by ze vay, do you also know zat zat ees ‘ow ze civilization on Mars succumbed!!! ZEY TOOK YOUR STUPID ADVISE!!!!!!!!!!! Geez. Vell, zat’s all for now zere ees an angry mob of French outside my ‘ouse een Paris, and Eris, you are about to experience somesing painful *mwahhahahaha*  (ze French can be evil you know!)

Eris: well as a matter a fact i will most certainly NOT because i do karate and i can beat up those french people easily!

Me: Zey ‘ave pitchforks…

Eris: So?? pitchforks ? no pitchforks can’t stop me because i will scare all those french people and they will run away screaming like little babies. As YOU should do so now…ill give you five seconds….

Me: Ok people put on a blindfolds because I vould rather you didn’t see my ugly side. *Becomes enormous serpent and eats Eris in one bite with Swiss cheese on top, then belches* Excuse Moi! *giggles*

Au revoir!

 ~frenchgiraffe

Nice ‘elga?

So my cousin showed me zis sing zat vas extremely unusual, yet funny een a immature vay. Zees Americans. Zere ees somesing vrong vith zem. Vell here ees ze video, good luck not breaking your ribs!! 

I ‘ave nozing to do!

I am residing een my ‘ome and eet ees dark outside, due to rain clouds, so I am stuck at ze residence. I VANT TO RUN SROU ZE SUNFLOVER FIELDS!!! Can any of you geeve me a life… eef not, get lost i mean bye, no really get lost… JUST KIDDING AMEREECANS GET OFFENDED EASILY, like zat angry french mob vhen Coolcat109 (who vas not cool at all) said zat French are gay! Eet ees only 50% I vill ‘ave you know!!! Ending on zat note, I am going to pet my cat. Au revoir!

~frenchgiraffe

Vhat Nonsense!!

Because I visit ze house of my cousins een New York so often, zey got ze language channel pack so now ve get some Indian channel called Zee TV with my French channel. I decide to vatch von because zey ‘ave subtitles and I understand anglais. I vas vatching zis von, and eet ees called Kasahm Se. Zis von lady kept saying “Vhat Nonsense!” I agreed. You see, zis evil lady unknowingly signed divorce papers, and ze husband ees getting married on zer anniversary, so ze bride and ze old evil vife ‘ad a fight, and ze lady said vhat nonsense over and over again. Ze ‘ole fight I vas shouting,”Aller Pronita, vous pouvez le faire! En outre, Meera tente de vous tuer si bâton pour vous … Ouch, qui laissera une marque. Amusez-vous!”

Bon suis

~frenchgiraffe

Perhaps I vould ‘ave been better off not…

I sink zat eet vould ‘af been better eef I did not load my summer vith education! Of course I ‘af to fit to ze French standards, but eet ees a bit of a bore. Essays to write every veek. Oh vell. On a more appy and enzhoyable note, I ave found vone song zat I like zat ees from American Broadvay. Eet ees Ev’ry Time We Say Goodbye, by Cole Porter. Eet ees beautiful and magnific!

A Night in Tunisia??? Jazz??? Ella Fitzgerald??? OH MY!

I ‘ave been browsing ze Itunes ‘ere and I play flute as well as clarinet (made een my town of Paris) and piano {I ‘ave a calling tovords woodwind instruments (ze piano started early) and I vant to learn saxophone and oboe}. I ‘ad earlier seen somesing like jazz and I couldn’t play eet so I vanted to know vhat eet sounded like, so I typed eet een on Itunes. Von by Ella Fitzgerald caught my eye so I listened, and I enjoyed eet soroghly. Ma première expérience du jazz était très agréable. J’écoute “A Night in Tunisia» précédent à partir du moment où je vais dormir parce que mon anglais est suffisant pour savoir ce que Ella Fitzgerald en dit. Eef you speak anglais then go to Google Translate and figure eet out!!!

~frenchgiraffe

P.S. Bonjour esmilita

Soooo..

Zere ees vinter een ze air at my cousins’ residence in ze state of New York, and ze snow ees beautiful. I ave done my first ski lesson today and I feel zat my skis vere alvays falling off vhile I fell. Yes, zat ees ow bad I am… and zere ees Valentines day. I regret to say zat I vill not be een Paris for ze extravaganza. Ah vell.

Flaneur

Flaneur ees somevon ‘o strolls about, admiring ze strange sing een life. I believe zat I am one of zose people, strolling along ze market. BUT il n’ya pas de flâner au sujet parce qu’il est si froid à l’extérieur! EET EES EENFURIATEENG!!!! By ze vay for zose many English speakers, that translates to ‘there is no strolling about out of doors because it is so cold outside!’

Le bien-aimé privés de soleil~frenchgiraffe

Ze new year at last!

Vell, ‘Appy NEW YEAR!!! Au revoir 2007, Salut 2008! Everyone makes resolutions. So, vhat are yours? Go ahead,tell me. My resolutions are to get a giraffe, make sure eet ees a french giraffe, but not ‘igh een Euros, I am not a meeleeonaire!   Also, bonjour esmilita, I thank you for reminding me to attend to my vebsite. 

Parlez vous francais? ~frenchgiraffe

Sorry

I am sorry, but unfortunalty for you, zis Missingbird as you call him/her, does not go onto ze Club Penguin anymore. : ( I am very sincerely sorry about zis loss, but Missingbird ‘as outgrown Club Penguin. As I might say, Missingbird is missing.

~frenchgiraffe. Je suis vrament desole. : (

VHAT??????

I am avare zat eet ees ot een Ahmereeca sometimes, but 90 dehgrees!!! Zat ees eemposible! Do you leeve een Texas or somezing!?

Je saut to ze moon!

Frenchgiraffe